BOOK REVIEW: DNF Pile #5

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You know those cliched horror movies in which a beautiful young woman is home alone, and after hearing strange ominous noises coming from the creepy dark basement, she decides to go investigate it on her own despite every instinct in her body telling her to run in the opposite direction as fast as humanly possible? And do you recall how frustrated you felt watching that scene all the while yelling, "Don't go to the basement, you effin' idiot!"?

That's basically what happens at the beginning of this book. I get needing to setup a dangerous situation in order for the protagonist to undergo the necessary change the premise of the story is based upon, but that was just a totally lame way to do it. Plus, not only did the heroine prove to be a member of the TSTL club, but nothing she did supported the fact that she was supposed to be some tough-as-nails former soldier. And, truth be told, I was pretty much bored and disinterested in the story and its characters from the start.


I was extremely intrigued by the premise of this book. Prior to picking it up, I was only familiar with stories in which zombies were grotesque homicidal monsters devoid of pretty much all cognitive skills. So, I thought it was a rather cool & refreshing idea to have the protagonist turned into a zombie while still maintaining her humanity.

Sadly though, it took forever for something to actually happen. A lot of the time was spent on getting to know the heroine, which is great (kudos for fleshing out the main character), but it seemed rather mundane (aside for the whole craving brains aspect), and there was very little in terms of meaningful plot development...not to mention zero action. After seven chapters, I just couldn't wait any longer for something exciting to happen and decided to give up.


This book has been promoted as being a mix of Urban Fantasy and Paranormal Romance. In my opinion, however, it was straight up PNR through and through. And unfortunately, the romance was incredibly rushed, forced, unbelievable, underdeveloped, and utterly devoid of chemistry. I found myself rolling my eyes way too much and quite frankly, just not giving a damn. Consequently, after a handful of chapters (plus a bit of halfhearted skimming), I finally decided that the story was just not for me.


BOOK BLOG: Princess Bookie Recreate A Cover Contest

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Princess Bookie is holding a Recreate A Cover Contest. Participants can choose to recreate any 2011 or 2012 YA book cover. Contest is open to US only and will run until October 2nd or until the number of participants reaches 30.

My Submission
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ON MY MIND: Reading Slump

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I suppose that regardless of our love for books we all experience a reading slump from time to time. I experienced one a few months ago, and now it has reared its ugly head once again. I hate to say this, but my DNF pile is growing nearly as fast as my TBR pile. Lately, almost every single book I pick up can't keep me interested past the initial handful of chapters, and these are books I was very confident I'd like.

I think that a big part of the problem is that I feel as though many of these books are carbon copies of their predecessors. This seems particularly true in regards to recent YA releases I've picked up. The stories appear to all follow the same formula with the same stock characters just with somewhat different circumstances and different names. Nothing really feels fresh or new or original, and I can't remember the last time a book truly surprised me. Consequently, I've become rather discouraged from reading & reviewing these past couple of weeks.

Anyways, despite my multiple failed attempts at finishing a book, I've recently purchased The Hour of Dust and Ashes by Kelly Gay, and I'm planning on giving it a go sometime this week. I really enjoyed the previous two books in the series. Therefore, if this 3rd installment proves to be equally entertaining, it's my hope that this will rejuvenate my love of books and remedy the reading funk I've been suffering from.


ON MY MIND: Guilty Pleasures

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We all partake in certain things that give us pleasure while simultaneously making us feel a bit naughty for doing so. The following are top three of my guilty pleasures:

#1 - Kdramas
My fascination with Kdramas is rather ironic because I loath American romantic comedies, melodramas, soap operas, and pretty much anything else falling into the category of "chick flick". You'd have to hold me at gunpoint in order to get me to see a Katherine Heigl or Reese Witherspoon movie, and I consider being forced to watch Titanic or any of the Twilight movies as cruel & unusual punishment. However, for some inexplicable reason, I feel compelled to watch Kdramas. What makes this more perplexing and guilt-inducing is the fact that Kdrama storylines usually involve either a love triangle or a love square (or sometimes even a love polygon), and as you may already know, I tend to think that geometrically convoluted romantic relationships are big steaming piles of poo. Nonetheless, there is something really endearing & fun about Kdramas that makes me contradict myself and throw my normal standards/judgements right out the metaphorical window.

#2 - Nutella
This hazelnut-flavored chocolate nectar of the gods makes me weak in the knees. Literally. Indulging in this borderline orgasmic chocolatey goodness wouldn't be so bad if not for the somewhat embarrassing truth that I don't simply eat Nutella...I devour it like a starving person in a hunger-induced state of delirium. Seriously, I grab a spoon as if it were a lifeline and go to town on that jar. And whenever one of my family members is brave enough to ask me to share my precious Nutella, I growl at them like a rabid dog with a juicy steak bone. Yeah, it's not pretty.

#3 - Computer Games
I will admit it. I am a bit of a gamer girl. I love me some acrobatic relic hunting, stealthy bad guy killing, inventory based puzzle solving, and simulated house building. Truth be told, there was a moment in time when I developed a teeny weeny addiction to gaming and spent what should have been normal sleeping hours shooting mutated monsters, assassinating crime bosses, and making my sims do very mundane fake-life stuff over & over again.


BOOK LOVE: Cool and Creative Bookmarks

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MUSIC DISCOVERY: Hol Baumann

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Hol Baumann is the stage name of Olivier Orand from Lyon, France. His music is a mixture of downtempo beats and electronic sound textures with a touch of ethnic fusion.
Artist: Hol Baumann
Album: Human (2008)
Genre/Style: Downtempo, Electronica, IDM, Ambient
Listen/Buy: Amazon, Discogs, Myspace



BOOK VIEWFINDER: Royal Street by Suzanne Johnson

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-The following future book release has caught my eye and stirred my interest-


Paperback: 336 pages
Release Date: April 10, 2012
ISBN-10: 0765327791
ISBN-13: 978-0765327796
As the junior wizard sentinel for New Orleans, Drusilla Jaco’s job involves a lot more potion-mixing and pixie-retrieval than sniffing out supernatural bad guys like rogue vampires and lethal were-creatures. DJ's boss and mentor, Gerald St. Simon, is the wizard tasked with protecting the city from anyone or anything that might slip over from the preternatural beyond.

Then Hurricane Katrina hammers New Orleans’ fragile levees, unleashing more than just dangerous flood waters.

While winds howled and Lake Pontchartrain surged, the borders between the modern city and the Otherworld crumbled. Now, the undead and the restless are roaming the Big Easy, and a serial killer with ties to voodoo is murdering soldiers sent to help the city recover.

To make it worse, Gerald St. Simon has gone missing, the wizards’ Elders have assigned a grenade-toting assassin as DJ’s new partner, and undead pirate Jean Lafitte wants to make her walk his plank. The search for Gerry and the killer turns personal when DJ learns the hard way that loyalty requires sacrifice, allies come from the unlikeliest places, and duty mixed with love creates one bitter gumbo.

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BOOK REVIEW: Every Other Day by Jennifer Lynn Barnes

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Reading Level: Young Adult
Hardcover: 336 pages
Release Date: December 27, 2011
ISBN-10: 1606841696
ISBN-13: 978-1606841693
Source: Review copy from publisher via netGalley
Every other day, Kali D'Angelo is a normal sixteen-year-old girl. She goes to public high school. She attends pep rallies. She's human. And then every day in between...she's something else entirely.

Though she still looks like herself, every twenty-four hours predatory instincts take over and Kali becomes a feared demon-hunter with the undeniable urge to hunt, trap, and kill zombies, hellhounds, and other supernatural creatures. Kali has no idea why she is the way she is, but she gives in to instinct anyway. Even though the government considers it environmental terrorism.

When Kali notices a mark on the lower back of a popular girl at school, she knows instantly that the girl is marked for death by one of these creatures. Kali has twenty-four hours to save her and, unfortunately, she'll have to do it as a human. With the help of a few new friends, Kali takes a risk that her human body might not survive...and learns the secrets of her mysterious condition in the process.

—Goodreads

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Y'all may recall a little ol' TV show by the name of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. And if you were an obsessive fangirl devoted watcher like me, you will probably remember that in season 3 episode 12 Buffy is temporarily stripped of her slayer powers and is therefore forced to fight the baddie of the week as a normal human girl.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that Jennifer Lynn Barnes is also a Buffy fan...'cos not only is the book's heroine similar in a lot of ways to the iconic blonde monster killer, but the premise of the story is unquestionably reminiscent of the aforementioned BTVS episode.

Now don't get me wrong, I have nothing against the similarities. On the contrary, I think that's what attracted me to the story in the first place. In fact, I liked that the author expanded on the idea of a heroine losing her superhuman abilities by making it a permanent part of what she is and having her undergo this cyclical transformation with the start of each new day. It created an interesting dichotomy to the protagonist's characterization and increased the suspense by challenging the heroine to adapt from one state of being to another during unexpected and often dangerous circumstances.

For the most part, I liked Kali, especially on her human days when she had to rely on her intelligence and cunning rather than sheer brute force. She was smart, tough, loyal, compassionate, selfless, and brave. She was also somewhat damaged, lonely and insecure, which helped make her more developed as a character and easier to relate to and care for. However, I did have one rather big problem with Kali: Chica was quite a bit of a downer. Practically in every single chapter she had an inner monologue entitled Woe Is Me. It was like a pity party marathon. I get that Kali has to struggle with what she is and the things she feels compelled to do, but the girl continuously lamented about her lack of friends & love and about feeling like a freak. It never seemed to stop. Initially, I sympathized with her, but then it just got really annoying, and all I started to hear was, "Wah-wah-wah!"

Anyways, despite Kali's loner and borderline emo tendencies, she did manage to acquire a motley crew of friends turned would-be sidekicks that I actually grew quite fond of. Well, except for Elliot, since he was a flat, one-note character who had absolutely no purpose in the story aside from being eye candy, and Zev, who spent most of the book as a disembodied voice in Kali's head. Bethany and Skyler, on the other hand, totally stole my heart. I loved the banter between the two of them and found myself cracking up on several occasions because of their antics.

Another thing that I really enjoyed about the book was the action. There was lots of it and it was written fairly well (if not a little rushed at times). It was also gory and violent, and I ate it right up.

Unfortunately, it wasn't all awesome ass kicking and funny verbal sparring. There were some things that I found really off-putting about the book. Firstly, the writing was very repetitive. The same phrases and descriptions were used repeatedly throughout the story. This also applies to the rundown of Kali's superhuman abilities. Every other chapter, the reader is told that in her nonhuman form Kali can't die, can't be poisoned, can't feel pain, can't feel fear, is über strong & fast, and can heal really quickly. After half a dozen times, I started mentally yelling, "Enough already! We get it!"

And that segues me to my other major issue with the book. There was an assortment of glaring inconsistencies, especially in regards to Kali's special abilities. In one chapter we're told that she can't be killed because she's pretty much invincible, but then some time later, she is forced to close her eyes while fighting a basilisk because its stare is apparently lethal to her. We're also told that she can't feel pain, but then she does feel pain when attacked by a manticore. And she's not supposed to be affected by poisons/toxins, but is then weakened when bitten by zombies. It seemed like the author couldn't make up her mind on what she wanted Kali to be capable of and what vulnerabilities she wanted her to have and when.

Finally, there was a lot of stuff that just did not make much sense. The following are just a few examples among several that bugged the hell out of me. By the way, consider yourself warned, some of these are somewhat spoilerish...so proceed at your own discretion.

  • Chimera agents are instructed to recover a successful research specimen (this being Kali once she's been infected by a chupacabra), but then they try to kill her and abandon her body on the side of the road instead of bringing her back with them for further study.
  • Bethany is in a drugged, lethargic state one second and then completely snaps out of it and is back to her normal self the next.
  • The Davis house has surveillance, but apparently no physical or other form of security despite having a super secret and illegal research laboratory in the basement.
  • Supernatural creatures like selkies, zombies, dragons, and yeti exist, but the idea of a psychic is treated as utterly preposterous.
  • Reid is able to assemble an FBI clean up crew to get rid of a room full of destroyed zombie bodies in mere minutes and with no questions asked.
  • One of the characters is killed in a totally contrived, absurd, and unnecessary way, and despite being supersonic fast, Kali is unable to get to her in time when she's just a few steps away.

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BOOK LOVE: My Favorite Adult and YA Book Series

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Top Three Adult Series

#1 - Kate Daniels Series by Ilona Andrews

One moment magic dominates, and cars stall and guns fail. The next, technology takes over and the defensive spells no longer protect your house from monsters. Here skyscrapers topple under onslaught of magic; werebears and werehyenas prowl through the ruined streets; and the Masters of the Dead, necromancers driven by their thirst of knowledge and wealth, pilot blood-crazed vampires with their minds.

In this world lives Kate Daniels. Kate likes her sword a little too much and has a hard time controlling her mouth. The magic in her blood makes her a target, and she spent most of her life hiding in plain sight. But when Kate’s guardian is murdered, she must choose to do nothing and remain safe or to pursue his preternatural killer. Hiding is easy, but the right choice is rarely easy...

#2 - October Day Series by Seanan McGuire

October "Toby" Daye, a changeling who is half human and half fae, has been an outsider from birth. After getting burned by both sides of her heritage, Toby has denied the Faerie world, retreating to a "normal" life. Unfortunately for her, the Faerie world has other ideas...

The murder of Countess Evening Winterrose pulls Toby back into the fae world. Unable to resist Evening's dying curse, which binds her to investigate, Toby must resume her former position as knight errant and renew old alliances.

As she steps back into fae society, dealing with a cast of characters not entirely good or evil, she realizes that more than her own life will be forfeited if she cannot find Evening's killer.

#3 - Charlie Madigan Series by Kelly Gay

Charlie Madigan is a divorced mother of one, and a kick-ass cop trained to take down the toughest human and off-world criminals. She's recently returned from the dead after a brutal attack, an unexplained revival that has left her plagued by ruthless nightmares and random outbursts of strength that make doing her job for Atlanta P.D.'s Integration Task Force even harder. Since the Revelation, the criminal element in Underground Atlanta has grown, leaving Charlie and her partner Hank to keep the chaos to a dull roar.

But now an insidious new danger is descending on her city with terrifying speed, threatening innocent lives: a deadly, off-world narcotic known as ash. Charlie is determined to uncover the source of ash before it targets another victim—but can she protect those she loves from a force more powerful than heaven and hell combined?


Top Three YA Series

#1 - The Hunger Games Series by Suzanne Collins

In the ruins of a place once known as North America lies the nation of Panem, a shining Capitol surrounded by twelve outlying districts. The Capitol is harsh and cruel and keeps the districts in line by forcing them all to send one boy and one girl between the ages of twelve and eighteen to participate in the annual Hunger Games, a fight to the death on live TV.

Sixteen-year-old Katniss Everdeen, who lives alone with her mother and younger sister, regards it as a death sentence when she steps forward to take her sister's place in the Games. But Katniss has been close to dead before—and survival, for her, is second nature. Without really meaning to, she becomes a contender. But if she is to win, she will have to start making choices that will weigh survival against humanity and life against love.

#2 - Strange Angels Series by Lili St. Crow

Dru Anderson has what her grandmother called "the touch." (Comes in handy when you're traveling from town to town with your dad, hunting ghosts, suckers, wulfen, and the occasional zombie.)

Then her dad turns up dead - but still walking-and Dru knows she's next. Even worse, she's got two guys hungry for her affections, and they're not about to let the fiercely independent Dru go it alone. Will Dru discover just how special she really is before coming face-to-fang with whatever-or whoever-is hunting her?

#3 - Darkest Powers Series by Kelley Armstrong

After years of frequent moves following her mother’s death, Chloe Saunders’s life is finally settling down. She is attending art school, pursuing her dreams of becoming a director, making friends, meeting boys. Her biggest concern is that she’s not developing as fast as her friends are. But when puberty does hit, it brings more than hormone surges. Chloe starts seeing ghosts–everywhere, demanding her attention. After she suffers a breakdown, her devoted aunt Lauren gets her into a highly recommended group home.

At first, Lyle House seems a pretty okay place, except for Chloe’s small problem of fearing she might be facing a lifetime of mental illness. But as she gradually gets to know the other kids at the home–charming Simon and his ominous, unsmiling brother Derek, obnoxious Tori, and Rae, who has a “thing” for fire–Chloe begins to realize that there is something that binds them all together, and it isn’t your usual “problem kid” behaviour. And together they discover that Lyle House is not your usual group home either...

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